Now you can scare your friends at dinner hinting at the hundreds of billion euros of government debt coming due every month in Europe in 2012. Happy new year!

Source: Goldman Sachs via ZeroHedge.
All you need to know about European government debt in two pictures below from Nomura research:

Euroland politicians think they can (1) fight markets, (2) inflict infinite pain on voters in democratic countries, and (3) whip the profligate into line. They can do none of these.
The euro may fall as much as 28 percent if France fails to repay investors, while a default by the Spanish government would trigger a 20 percent currency devaluation, Italy a 17 percent drop and Germany a 25 percent decline, according to Citigroup.
I didn’t know that Knights Templar brought banking back to Europe in the Middle Ages and were dismantled by King Philip IV of France when his country defaulted on its debt towards the order.